Archive for December, 2007
I hate Monday’s
Greetings Campers….
I hate Mondays. Does anyone else hate them as much as I do? The only thing to look forward to is Monday Night Football. After that we are screwed for the rest of the week.
I think part of the reason the good Captn hates Mondays is the ever unpopular sales meeting. The Captn is [...]
I love the snow
Greetings Campers,
I love it when it snows. Its great. Just by driving around you can spot lots of RND candidates. They come in two forms. The ones that are creeping around slowly on the roads. These are the ones that don’t understand the relationship between motion and mass. They somehow believe that by slowly creeping [...]
Winter Pre-Camp 07
Greetings Campers,
It’s a cold overcast day. Sitting back in the trusty Coleman camp chair sipping piping hot Millstone coffee from the black tin cup with white specs and reviewing Pre-Camp 07 in my mind. One word sums it up. RAIN!!!
Yep, rain, rain and more rain.
Where have all the real campers gone. In the immortal words [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )The 10 Days of Hatebradyday
Greetings Campers,
In honor of the holiday spirit I composed this little ditty. It sounds surprisingly like a lot like the song the 12 days of Christmas. I’m sure its just a coincidence.
On the first day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… A torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the second day of Hatebradyday [...]
Angie, I was wrong. I am sorry!!! so so sorry!!!
Greetings Campers,
The good Captn is back from pre-camp 07. I will get around to reporting on pre-camp in my next post, but I have some urgent business that needs addressing before anything else gets accomplished.
It seems that Wilderness Doug’s charming and delightful wife Angie has taken umbrage to some of the Captn’s comments. By [...]
Demi Moore, Taxes, World Oil Demand, National Health Care, Mike Huckabee, Sports, George Bush, Conservatives, Liberals, Boat Drinks, War, World Domination…
Greetings Campers,
Happy Pre-camp eve. I hope all you little campers have stuffed your stockings… deep in your back pack, dug out last years camp cookware, cleaned most of the crust off, and checked the sleeping bag for little woodland critters. Cause its Pre-Camp Eve!!!
Todays headline is a little different than most WCQ headlines. The reason [...]
Tom Brady, Satan’s rump rider escapes again!
Greetings Campers,
Just sitting here in my trusty Coleman camp chair, sipping some Millstone coffee, and wondering…Why Lord Why!!! You can’t really let the little weasel, his cheating coach and assorted other miscreants go undefeated!!!Yes the hated New England Patriots sneaked by the Ravens.
Ray Lewis where were you last night? We need a slobbering [...]
