Angie, I was wrong. I am sorry!!! so so sorry!!!

Greetings Campers,

The good Captn is back from pre-camp 07. I will get around to reporting on pre-camp in my next post, but I have some urgent business that needs addressing before anything else gets accomplished.

It seems that Wilderness Doug’s charming and delightful wife Angie has taken umbrage to some of the Captn’s comments. By general consensus it has been decided that the use of the term “Angie is Evil” was taken woefully out of context by Wilderness Doug’s beautiful and understanding spouse. While I have the utmost respect for Wilderness Doug’s better half, I can see how there was a misunderstanding. Angie obviously is fluent in camper, but because she doesn’t speak camper every day, she may not be fully versed in the nuances of camper. When I use the term “Evil” I was acknowledging and honoring Angie’s superior intellect. Anyone who can see through Wilderness Doug’s line of BS on such a regular basis is someone to be honored, and yes possibly feared. When I was speaking about Wilderness Doug’s lovely and forgiving wife Angie as being “Evil”, I meant no disrespect. In fact quite the opposite is true. It is one of the highest honors given to persons of the opposite sex in camper speak. It is on par with a camper saying something like John Wayne or Clint Eastwood are “Bad Men”. When used in that context, the term bad is good. In the instance of WD’s caring and merciful wife Angie the term “Evil” is the same as respected or good.

Well I hope that clears everything up. Remember ladies when you have dealings with campers there is always the chance of misunderstandings arising. Just remember if a camper says anything that can be taken two ways, one of the ways is good, the other way is bad, we meant the good one. If both of the ways are bad, we probably didn’t know what we were saying in the first place anyway, but what we meant to say was something good.