Captn Rob Rant's

The Captn Has Moved the Building!

Posted on January 4, 2008.

Greetings Campers,   
Pull up your trusty Coleman camp chair and enjoy a piping hot cup of Millstone coffee. My multitude of reader has probably wondered why the good Captn has been negligent lately in his posts.
Never fear little campers, nothing has changed…
I still hate Tom Brady! The big weasely, sissyfied goat loving, harbinger of [...]

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I hate Monday’s

Posted on December 17, 2007.

Greetings Campers….
I hate Mondays. Does anyone else hate them as much as I do? The only thing to look forward to is Monday Night Football. After that we are screwed for the rest of the week.
I think part of the reason the good Captn hates Mondays is the ever unpopular sales meeting. The Captn is [...]

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I love the snow

Posted on December 15, 2007.

Greetings Campers,
I love it when it snows. Its great. Just by driving around you can spot lots of RND candidates. They come in two forms. The ones that are creeping around slowly on the roads. These are the ones that don’t understand the relationship between motion and mass. They somehow believe that by slowly creeping [...]

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The 10 Days of Hatebradyday

Posted on December 10, 2007.

Greetings Campers,
In honor of the holiday spirit I composed this little ditty. It sounds surprisingly like a lot like the song the 12 days of Christmas. I’m sure its just a coincidence.
On the first day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… A torn carti-lage in his left knee. 
On the second day of Hatebradyday [...]

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Tom Brady, Satan’s rump rider escapes again!

Posted on December 4, 2007.

Greetings Campers,
Just sitting here in my trusty Coleman camp chair, sipping some Millstone coffee, and wondering…Why Lord Why!!! You can’t really let the little weasel, his cheating coach and assorted other miscreants go undefeated!!!Yes the hated New England Patriots sneaked by the Ravens.
Ray Lewis where were you last night? We need a slobbering [...]

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Hey Wilderness Doug…

Posted on November 27, 2007.

Greetings Campers,
When you are a winter camper, sometimes you do things just for your own amusement. Today is one of those times.
This post is mainly for the campers, but some of you may find the video amusing as well.
Wilderness Doug,I had this video sent to me from an anonymous source at Camp Site 1. [...]

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Can you hate Tom Brady too much?

Posted on November 21, 2007.

Greetings Campers,
The good Captn is back in his trusty Coleman camp chair relaxing by a fire. I have a piping hot cup of Millstone Chocolate Velvet coffee in my black tin cup with white specs. (Yea THATS right Folgers. Millstone!) A fire is crackling, wind is blowing, my beers are cold and frosty, without the [...]

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I hate Tom Brady ll

Posted on November 20, 2007.

Greetings Campers,
Your dear ol Capn Rob was out in the field yesterday. Can no one stop the evil Patriots? What a can of whoop a#@ they put on the Bills. It looked like they were playing a girls touch football team that someone had put in pads. Running up the score again!!! Brady running up [...]

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Words mean things.

Posted on November 18, 2007.

Greetings Campers,
During camp councils we have open debates about many topics. Saving the world, environment, our government, etc… We sometimes debate the nagging issues of the day, such as what to do with stupid people. What goes best with chili, beer or gin? Or just about anything else that leaps to the top of our [...]

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Whose looking for Tazer Parties?

Posted on November 15, 2007.

Greetings Campers,Captn Rob is wondering……… Why are so many of you little heathens looking for Tazer parties? The top three search engine terms used for the Winter Campers Quarterly today are… #1. “tazers And party”. I don’t even want to know what you people are searching for. Why is the “and” capitalized? #2. “tazer parties” [...]

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