Tom Brady, Satan’s rump rider escapes again!
Greetings Campers,
Just sitting here in my trusty Coleman camp chair, sipping some Millstone coffee, and wondering…Why Lord Why!!! You can’t really let the little weasel, his cheating coach and assorted other miscreants go undefeated!!!
Yes the hated New England Patriots sneaked by the Ravens.
Ray Lewis where were you last night? We need a slobbering junk yard dog to take a bite of of the evil Tom Brady.
Hopeful the Steelers can come through!
Well here are a few links to other like minded Brady haters. This first one is weak, but it has a great picture of Jessica Simpson.
Stop back to ihatetombrady.com Always funny. I also swiped borrowed this next visual off the site. As a camper the whole ethics of what “is, is” and when something “is” someone else’s “is” somewhat vague. So I fell back to Camp Law #1. So in the event that the “borrowing” of this image is inappropriate, please visit ihatetomebrady.com and buy some merchandise when it becomes available.
I thought this image is so appropriate for Winter Campers.
Below Freezing
The temperature finally dipped below freezing this morning. 30 degrees when I rolled out of the sleeping bag this morning. Still mild by camper standards, but moving in the right direction. No time to chat today, so I’m just going to post this short film on the proper way to sharpen your knife. As with all Winter Camper skills that require sharp implements of destruction, have the first aid kit well stocked and standing by……………………. Ok Well that didn’t work out so well. Apparently Captn Rob doesn’t know how to make a video post work. I need to track down one of the winter camper tech dorks to help me out. You know how hard it is to track those guys down. They are always hiding in someone’s moms basement playing Magic The Gathering or World of Warcraft, or some other useless pass time.
Well while I go hunting for a tech dork I will leave you with this link to Ray Lewis. No Ray Lewis doesn’t have anything to do with this site, but just for fun I mentioned his name the other day, and I had a ton of visitor to my site. So I am going to try it again. Maybe this weekend I’ll mention Payton Manning or Tom Brady, possibly even both.
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What do Rachael Ray and Ray Lewis have in common? What do they have to do with winter camp? Not a thing… And yet I am going to find a way to put it all together. Thats one of the great things about being Captn Rob!
When I rolled out of the sleeping bag this morning the first thing on my mind was breakfast. After starting my morning cup of Folgers Special Roast Coffee, I wondered over to the chuck wagon. Much to my dismay, the chuck wagon supplies were woefully thin. No salt or seasonings!!! I knew I didn’t have time for a quick hunt and gather, so I decided to improvise. Scrounging around at the bottom of the chuck wagon I found an old bottle of Benissimo Mediterranean Garlic dipping olive oil. (Even the most rugged of individuals like an occasional hunk of bread dipped in seasoned oil and a bottle of wine. As long as you drink your wine directly from the bottle, it;s still manly.) I shook it up for full flavor distribution and used it to cook my sausage. The chunks of garlic and other assorted flotsam of seasonings mixed over the sausage coating it evenly. Corprl Casie shouted from upstairs that she was hungry, smelled what I was cooking and wanted some. Campers note. (Corprl Casie is my daughter and has a two story tent off to the side of camp.) So I threw a few more eggs over the top. when the sausage was done. Mixed cooked and served. Added some salsa, and it was breakfast. Still all in one skillet. Tada!!!!
Now getting back to the headline what to Rachael Ray and Ray Lewis have to do with my camp breakfast. Nothing, but it seemed like a catchy headline and gave me some cover for my improvised seasoning for breakfast.
Till next time, Good Camping
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