I hate Mondays. Does anyone else hate them as much as I do? The only thing to look forward to is Monday Night Football. After that we are screwed for the rest of the week.
I think part of the reason the good Captn hates Mondays is the ever unpopular sales meeting. The Captn is back in sales. I used to be a sales manager, but the weight of the gienormus target on my back was getting heavy. Now I am back in the roll of simple sales person. In my industry we have Monday morning sales meetings. It was bad enough when I ran the meetings, but now it is 10 times worse when I have to attend them. I would like to think that my meetings were entertaining and enlightening, but I think that would be just a little self delusional. Almost all meetings are crap. In todays environment of technology, everything… every last bit of information provided in a meeting can be done online or via email. No need for everyone to sit together. As some wise man somewhere once said, “None of us is as dumb as all of us!” Bahhhh… Arggggeehei…. @#$&#$!!!!
Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
Well enough of my grumbling. Lets talk football.
In my little brain, I have deluded myself with a wish that the Evil New England Patriots go undefeated in regular season. Then get bumped off in the playoffs and not make it to the Superbowl. I think that could be the only thing sweeter than having someone like Miami break their winning streak (Or Lil Tommys leg).
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In honor of the holiday spirit I composed this little ditty. It sounds surprisingly like a lot like the song the 12 days of Christmas. I’m sure its just a coincidence.
On the first day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… A torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the second day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he … Two broken fingers, and A torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the third day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the fourth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Four Blitzing Linebackers. Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the fifth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… A FIVE YARD PENNNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the sixth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the seventh day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Seven deflected footballs, Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the eighth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Eight paternity lawsuits, Seven deflected footballs, six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three Bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn Carti-lage in his left knee.
On the ninth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Nine goats for dating, Eight paternity lawsuits, Seven deflected footballs, Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the tenth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… TEN yards for holding, Nine goats for dating, Eight paternity lawsuits, seven deflected footballs, Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYY!!!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, AND A TORN CARTI-LAGE IN HIS LEFT KNEE!!!!
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Demi Moore, Taxes, World Oil Demand, National Health Care, Mike Huckabee, Sports, George Bush, Conservatives, Liberals, Boat Drinks, War, World Domination…
Happy Pre-camp eve. I hope all you little campers have stuffed your stockings… deep in your back pack, dug out last years camp cookware, cleaned most of the crust off, and checked the sleeping bag for little woodland critters. Cause its Pre-Camp Eve!!!
Todays headline is a little different than most WCQ headlines. The reason is that I thought I would highlight some of the possible topics up for discussion around the campfire.
Both Senior Campers have discussed an addition to the camp that is a sensitive subject. Sensitive because of two reasons.
1. It is a politically incorrect topic.
2. It is a maritally incorrect topic.
The topic I refer to is the camp squaw. We have always felt that having a camp squaw would be a great addition to the camp. We understand that term “camp squaw” can have a bad connotation in our politicly correct times, but we mean only to pay tribute to the great westerns we all grew up with. In the old westerns, the camp squaw was a revered member of the camp. Providing food for the campers and keeping their male egos in check, all the while showing her intellectual superiority over all the men. In this light we feel a camp squaw would be a great addition to camp. Problem #2. The Senior Campers wives read the WCQ and while not willing to step up and volunteer for camp squaw duties, would still frown on the addition of an actual camp squaw. Now my beautiful, charming, intelligent, and loving bride is the forgiving type, Wilderness Doug’s is not. I think I mentioned that WD’s wife Angie is evil. She is not the type of gal to kick him to the curb or out if she becomes displeased with him. She is more of the type to stay closed by and torture him for the rest of his sorry miserable life until he is embraced by the peace that death will bring. This being said the senior campers are going to debate the addition of a fantasy camp squaw. I will start the nomination with two who I feel would look good in buckskin. Young Demi Moore Very Young Cher
Based on the above pictures, I think Demi Moore is a hands down winner. Who else should be nominated for buckskin?
There is a big disagreement on this one in camp. Captn Rob is a believer in the “Fair Tax” Wilderness Doug is not. We will discuss this more fully at camp.
World Oil Demand and Supply
This topic plays to Wilderness Doug’s strength as he works in the oil industry. The god Captn has uncoverd information that indicates that oil is a renewable resource. I can already feel the disdain that will be piled on me for this one!
National Health Care.
Does anyone really have a clue on this one? I feel government needs to stay out of it. WD feels government is the answer. Bla, Bla, Bla…
Mike Huckabee See Taxes
George Bush, war, and all the rest, I will report on on Monday. Have a good weekend. I’ll check in on Monday!Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )
Just sitting here in my trusty Coleman camp chair, sipping some Millstone coffee, and wondering…Why Lord Why!!! You can’t really let the little weasel, his cheating coach and assorted other miscreants go undefeated!!!Yes the hated New England Patriots sneaked by the Ravens.
Ray Lewis where were you last night? We need a slobbering junk yard dog to take a bite of of the evil Tom Brady.
Hopeful the Steelers can come through!
Well here are a few links to other like minded Brady haters. This first one is weak, but it has a great picture of Jessica Simpson.
Stop back to ihatetombrady.com Always funny. I also
swiped borrowed this next visual off the site. As a camper the whole ethics of what “is, is” and when something “is” someone else’s “is” somewhat vague. So I fell back to Camp Law #1. So in the event that the “borrowing” of this image is inappropriate, please visit ihatetomebrady.com and buy some merchandise when it becomes available.I thought this image is so appropriate for Winter Campers.
I am thinking of creating a new sport. I am going to call it Brady Bashing. In honor of the Mr. Tom Brady. I think we need to come up with some rules, but it seems like a lot of work, so what I will do is make them up as I go along.
Rule number one. The Senior Campers are always right.
Rule number two. Bash Brady
Ok thats enough of rule making for today.
I have been searching around for some new content of people saying unkind things about Bezzlebubs boy toy. It is getting more and more difficult to find new Brady haters. Fear not I have found a couple.
Here’s a good one. Tom Brady: “I’m the Father of Anna Nicole’s baby”
While this next submission is not strictly about bashing Tom Brady, I am going to allow it as it is picking on Bill Belichick. It also has a picture related to Richard Nixion. How can you go wrong. Enjoy some info about Billy B and his cheating ways.
The great thing about social media is that it brings us all together. I have noticed that the social giant MySpace is fertile ground to find Brady Haters. Here is a group that feels they need to be categorized geographically. I bring you the Southern California Brady Haters. I guess thats so we don’t mistake them with the Northern or Central California chapters.
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The good Captn is back in his trusty Coleman camp chair relaxing by a fire. I have a piping hot cup of Millstone Chocolate Velvet coffee in my black tin cup with white specs. (Yea THATS right Folgers. Millstone!) A fire is crackling, wind is blowing, my beers are cold and frosty, without the need of ice. Oh Yea, camping in the winter.
I have been having a good time picking on Tom Brady recently. Like everything else the good Captn does, I pick things to do that are fun and easy. But it made me start to think….. Hmmm. Hmmmm…. Oh sorry, it’s hard for the Captn to think and write at the same time. I guess that explains a lot about my writing. Anyway, who else is out there that we can hate? Tom Brady has some haters because of his wearing of a New York Yankees cap. I’m OK with someone hating him for that. But
didn’t Rudy Giuliany do something similar? Should we hate him as much as the evil goat hugging Tom Brady? I like Rudy and hope he becomes our next president, so I hope thats not all it takes to turn someone from being… say a Peyton Manning into a Tom Brady.
I also worry that if I spend so much time picking on Satin’s boy toy, I run the risk of being labeled as narrow minded. I mean look at al the other boneheads out there, Michael Vic, Barry Bonds, A-Rod, Curt Schilling,Tony Romo, Jeff Gordon. I don’t know. It is so hard to choose.
I have a hypothetical question for the camp. If you had to say unkind things about someone and, something like a restraining order was keeping you from picking on Tom Brad, who would you choose to pick on?Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 6 so far )
Greetings Tom Brady,
Our little friend would like to welcome you to Winter Pre-Camp 07
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Your dear ol Capn Rob was out in the field yesterday. Can no one stop the evil Patriots? What a can of whoop a#@ they put on the Bills. It looked like they were playing a girls touch football team that someone had put in pads. Running up the score again!!! Brady running up his stats, again!!!! Randy Moss, AGAIN!!!!! Arrrggh!!!!!
Is Pittsburgh our only hope to stop these jokers? I hope not.Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )
It’s a drizzly nasty day outside. What better way is there to warm up than to search the web for like minded souls who don’t care for Tom Brady.
I found the top dog of Brady haters. He even has a site called ihatetombrady.com. Its a great site worthy of visiting. He is even planning n selling I hate Tom Brady gear. Brilliant!
Our next guest is really a baseball fan, but he hates Brady so much he talks about Bezelbubs offspring in his blog behind the dugout. This is a great rant that borders on spilling over into a tirade. Enjoy.
This next one is here just for the picture
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New England beaten by Bills!!!! Yea!!!! Thats what I want to see in the headlines Monday morning. I guess “Win streak comes to an end!” would also work. “Brady blows game” would be cool too.
Stop back soon. I have been researching other sites for people who are not fans of the Pats, and the evil Tom Brady.Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )
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