Posted on October 31, 2007. Filed under: Captn Rob Rant's, General Posts | Tags: , , , , , |

LOST one camp dork. If you see him, do not speak or make eye contact. It spooks them and they run away whimpering and calling out for their “invisibility cloak“. Email Captn Rob as quickly as you can of the location of the camp dork sighting? Camp Dorks become easily disoriented when they go outside of their normal environment. You know the places, Starbucks, Trading Card Shops, Barns and Noble book stores, Panera Bread, and other places of that ilk. Once confusion sets in Camp Dorks quickly revert to their natural state, dormancy. They become irritable and lathargic. They may even quit feeding themselves. After that the coffee and twinkie levels drop in their blood stream to dangerous levels, and you end up with something that looks like this.

Camp Dork

Whoooaaa… That’s Scary. Nobody wants to see that.

Happy Halloween Campers!!!


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