Survey Results from Stupid People

Posted on November 2, 2007. Filed under: Captn Rob Rant's, General Posts | Tags: , , , |

Greeting Campers,

The results are in to yesterdays question of: What are your best five ways to convince stupid people to move to North Dakota?

Again this grizzled camper is almost overwhelmed with the unbelievable response to the survey. Our trusty server almost crashed with the massive traffic used by our respondent. So with out further delay here are the results.

1. Tell them that all of their problems will be solved just by moving to North Dakota.
2. Tell them that all of their problems will be solved just by moving to North Dakota.
3. Tell them that all of their problems will be solved just by moving to North Dakota.
4. Tell them that all of their problems will be solved just by moving to North Dakota.
5. Tell them that all of their problems will be solved just by moving to North Dakota.

Apparently the only reader not so disabled with apathy that they responded to the survey, is not bright enough to count to five.

Thank you loyal non apathetic reader for your response. I have great news for you. Pack your bags!!! You’ve just won a all expense paid vacation to North Dakota!!!! Just buy yourself a one way ticket to beautiful North Dakota. One of our representatives will meet you at the airport with $50,000.00 in cash and other fabulous prizes. Remember that not only is this a great trip, but all of your problems can be solved by moving to North Dakota.

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