The 10 Days of Hatebradyday

Posted on December 10, 2007. Filed under: Captn Rob Rant's | Tags: , , , , , |

Greetings Campers,

In honor of the holiday spirit I composed this little ditty. It sounds surprisingly like a lot like the song the 12 days of Christmas. I’m sure its just a coincidence.

On the first day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… A torn carti-lage in his left knee. 

On the second day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he … Two broken fingers, and A torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the third day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the fourth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Four Blitzing Linebackers. Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the fifth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… A FIVE YARD PENNNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the sixth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the seventh day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Seven deflected footballs, Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the eighth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Eight paternity lawsuits, Seven deflected footballs, six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three Bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn Carti-lage in his left knee.

On the ninth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Nine goats for dating, Eight paternity lawsuits, Seven deflected footballs, Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the tenth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… TEN yards for holding, Nine goats for dating, Eight paternity lawsuits, seven deflected footballs, Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYY!!!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, AND A TORN CARTI-LAGE IN HIS LEFT KNEE!!!!

Happy Hatebradyday Everyone!

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3 Responses to “The 10 Days of Hatebradyday”

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Did you create that? It is a wee clever, so im unsure of the poet

Yup!

It was all me. My radio went crazy the other night. Had too much silence on my hands and that popped into my head. Did you ever notice that if you misspell the word popped and don’t pay close attention your sentence can take on a ugly meaning?

Hate to burst your bubble…but a false start is only five yards. You should change it holding.


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