The 10 Days of Hatebradyday
Greetings Campers,
In honor of the holiday spirit I composed this little ditty. It sounds surprisingly like a lot like the song the 12 days of Christmas. I’m sure its just a coincidence.
On the first day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… A torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the second day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he … Two broken fingers, and A torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the third day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the fourth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Four Blitzing Linebackers. Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the fifth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… A FIVE YARD PENNNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the sixth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the seventh day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Seven deflected footballs, Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the eighth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Eight paternity lawsuits, Seven deflected footballs, six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three Bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn Carti-lage in his left knee.
On the ninth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Nine goats for dating, Eight paternity lawsuits, Seven deflected footballs, Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.
On the tenth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… TEN yards for holding, Nine goats for dating, Eight paternity lawsuits, seven deflected footballs, Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYY!!!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, AND A TORN CARTI-LAGE IN HIS LEFT KNEE!!!!
Happy Hatebradyday Everyone!
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