I hate Monday’s

Posted on December 17, 2007. Filed under: Captn Rob Rant's | Tags: , , , , , , , |

Greetings Campers….

I hate Mondays. Does anyone else hate them as much as I do? The only thing to look forward to is Monday Night Football. After that we are screwed for the rest of the week.

I think part of the reason the good Captn hates Mondays is the ever unpopular sales meeting. The Captn is back in sales. I used to be a sales manager, but the weight of the gienormus target on my back was getting heavy. Now I am back in the roll of simple sales person. In my industry we have Monday morning sales meetings. It was bad enough when I ran the meetings, but now it is 10 times worse when I have to attend them. I would like to think that my meetings were entertaining and enlightening, but I think that would be just a little self delusional. Almost all meetings are crap. In todays environment of technology, everything… every last bit of information provided in a meeting can be done online or via email. No need for everyone to sit together. As some wise man somewhere once said, “None of us is as dumb as all of us!” Bahhhh… Arggggeehei…. @#$&#$!!!!

Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.

Well enough of my grumbling. Lets talk football.

In my little brain, I have deluded myself with a wish that the Evil New England Patriots go undefeated in regular season. Then get bumped off in the playoffs and not make it to the Superbowl. I think that could be the only thing sweeter than having someone like Miami break their winning streak (Or Lil Tommys leg).

Enjoy!

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The 10 Days of Hatebradyday

Posted on December 10, 2007. Filed under: Captn Rob Rant's | Tags: , , , , , |

Greetings Campers,

In honor of the holiday spirit I composed this little ditty. It sounds surprisingly like a lot like the song the 12 days of Christmas. I’m sure its just a coincidence.

On the first day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… A torn carti-lage in his left knee. 

On the second day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he … Two broken fingers, and A torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the third day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the fourth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Four Blitzing Linebackers. Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the fifth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… A FIVE YARD PENNNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the sixth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the seventh day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Seven deflected footballs, Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the eighth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Eight paternity lawsuits, Seven deflected footballs, six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three Bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn Carti-lage in his left knee.

On the ninth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… Nine goats for dating, Eight paternity lawsuits, Seven deflected footballs, Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYYY!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, and A Torn carti-lage in his left knee.

On the tenth day of Hatebradyday my true love gave to he… TEN yards for holding, Nine goats for dating, Eight paternity lawsuits, seven deflected footballs, Six interceptions, A FIVE YARD PENNNALTYYYYY!!!!! Four Blitzing Linebackers, Three bruised ribs, Two broken fingers, AND A TORN CARTI-LAGE IN HIS LEFT KNEE!!!!

Happy Hatebradyday Everyone!

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More Tom Brady haters

Posted on November 17, 2007. Filed under: General Posts | Tags: , , , |

Greetings Campers,

It’s a drizzly nasty day outside. What better way is there to warm up than to search the web for like minded souls who don’t care for Tom Brady.

I found the top dog of Brady haters. He even has a site called ihatetombrady.com. Its a great site worthy of visiting. He is even planning n selling I hate Tom Brady gear. Brilliant!

Our next guest is really a baseball fan, but he hates Brady so much he talks about Bezelbubs offspring in his blog behind the dugout. This is a great rant that borders on spilling over into a tirade. Enjoy.

This next one is here just for the picture

Well that was fun. I’ll keep looking, you keep hating!

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Tom Brady is the Antichrist

Posted on November 9, 2007. Filed under: Captn Rob Rant's | Tags: , , , , , , , , |

Greetings Campers,

Since I have determined that this is a blog about campers and what is important to them, and by extension me. So I am free to write about anything I want to. So today we are going to dedicate our ramblings to Tom Brady and the people who hate him. I thought that I might write a lot of unkind things about Tom Brady, but that seems like a lot of work. So I am going to take the easy way out and report unkind things that other people are saying about Tom Brady. So here we go.

Here is a great post from a guy on Howards Forums about why he hates Tom Brady. Just scroll down on the page and enjoy.

James pulls back from stating that he hates Tom Brady. He doesn’t go so far to say that Tom Brady is the Antichrist. That would be too strong considering he is a preaching minister. He does manage to say a few unkind words about Mr. Brady and thats good enough for me. Enjoy James thoughts here

This next post is from Pittsburgh. I like Pittsburgh and their sports fans. Their fans have lots of attitude. Not always good attitude. Sometime it is more of the cross me and I am going to open up a big can of Whoop A%# on you attitude. Yea I like that! I found this on the Pittsburg Dish. Sure it’s a couple of years old, but still relevent all the same. Click here

I’ll continue looking around and bring you more later today. In the meantime, If you have anything unkind to say about Tom Brady, please do so in the comments section.

While I write this, I have the TV on in the background and it is tuned to MSNBC and Morning Joe. Arriana Huffington of the Huffington Post is on. Is it me or does she sound a lot like Lisa Douglas from TV Land’s Green Acres?

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