Stupid People IV
Greetings Campers,
Thank goodness there is no limit to the amount of stupid people we can find. This little gem comes from the Neal Boortz redneck scrap book. When you say things like; “my wife said if I didn’t bring her another beer, sheeed stab me in tha face”
No trial! Just off to North Dakota with your sorry self! Don’t worry, the rest of your family will end up there eventually.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Tazer parties, oh my!
Greetings Campers,
I am a frequent reader of radio talk show host Neal Bortz. He is somewhat of an idol of mine only because of a radio tag line he uses that I think sums it all up. “Taking a severe personality disorder and making a darn good living from it.” He is a self described air bag whose goal it is to upset people who disagree with his opinions. What a great job! Isn’t American great!
Today Mr. Boortz had quite a few good reads in his required reading section. I really enjoyed the one about woman hosting Tazer Parties. Here is a link to a video I have seen before, and find funny every-time I see it. Other items in the Nuze are a bit about the fate of some of Michael Vic’s dogs, a great story on global warming or lack there of, some information about the misinformation of income inequality. Hit the link to Nealz Nuze on the side bar of my site to get to his required reading assignments.
I am writing about this topic this morning, because Wilderness Doug and your charming and delightful ol Captn Rob have had many camp discussions on some of these topics. Wilderness Doug has been working around some union guys for quite a few years and his thoughts have been swerving a little left as of late. The rest of him usually swerves both left and right, occasionally stumbles trips and falls. But that is caused by other reasons. He seems to think that there really is something called global warming. He is concerned about the costs of healthcare and college. He feels that the gap between the have and the have nots has increased under the presidency of George Bush. I am just not seeing it! So again, keeping to camp culture, I have taken the easy way out. I went to the internet and found people who have already written my opinions for me. ie; see above paragraph about Mr. Boortz.
So little campers… Does anyone wish to weigh in? Wildereness Doug Right or Wrong?????
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Battered Colts Beaten by Chastised Chargers
Greetings Campers,
The ol Captn is so sad for the second week in a row. The World Champion Indianapolis Colts lost a hard one to the Chargers. The battered Colts were so low on personnel, they had to recruit a fat guy from the stands to play on the offensive line. Adam Venitari, Mr. Clutch, missed two key kicks. The first kick was a tough one at the end of the first half. The second one was a short chip that flew off to the right. I sure Mike Vanderjack is polishing up his resume. Don’t bother Mike, we will be keeping Mr. Clutch.
I had a few snide remarks for reader Leann, but I had to swallow them along with a heaping helping of crow.
Sometimes it’s not good to be Captn Rob
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )The Beer Diet
Greetings Campers,
Last week after saying some unkind things about the New England Patriots and Tom Brady, I saw a huge spike in my readership. Try as I might, my readership is steadily dwindling to pre Indianapolis Colts will beat New England Patriots post levels. Well the good Captn can’t stand for that to happen. So I have gone off to YouTube to find something I saw on Neal Boortz redneck scrapbook last week. I know I run risk of chasing away all my advertisers, but it’s a risk I am willing to take.
This ones for you Corney. You have always argued that drinking beer was good for you. I now bring you scientific proof. I found it on the internet after all, it must be true. So pull up your camp Coleman camp chair purchased at Spadout.com and take a sip of piping hot Folgers coffee and enjoy, The amazing beer diet.
Stop back tomorrow and I will also say some unkind things about Tom Brady!!!!
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The Winter Campers Quarterly 