The Beer Diet
Greetings Campers,
Last week after saying some unkind things about the New England Patriots and Tom Brady, I saw a huge spike in my readership. Try as I might, my readership is steadily dwindling to pre Indianapolis Colts will beat New England Patriots post levels. Well the good Captn can’t stand for that to happen. So I have gone off to YouTube to find something I saw on Neal Boortz redneck scrapbook last week. I know I run risk of chasing away all my advertisers, but it’s a risk I am willing to take.
This ones for you Corney. You have always argued that drinking beer was good for you. I now bring you scientific proof. I found it on the internet after all, it must be true. So pull up your camp Coleman camp chair purchased at Spadout.com and take a sip of piping hot Folgers coffee and enjoy, The amazing beer diet.
Stop back tomorrow and I will also say some unkind things about Tom Brady!!!!
The Winter Campers Quarterly 
Haha, awesome. Thanks for mentioning Spadout!
– Mark (founder of Spadout)
Mark
November 8, 2007
Thanks Mark,
I’m impressed you pay such close attention. Great site by the way!
urbacs
November 8, 2007
Amazing! You said something nice to someone posting on your site! Did you hurt yourself? 🙂
Jamie
November 9, 2007
Dear Jamie,
*I say nice things all the time to people. I like people. People like me. It doesn’t hurt me to say nice things. I like you. You seem like a nice person.
Captn Rob
*readers note – The preceding was a paid marital statement. Apparently Jamie becomes surly and cranky, when disagreed with. Her husband in an effort to gain himself a little corner of quiet has paid the good Captn to say nice things to his spouse. Remember readers, send me money and I will say kind things about your friends. Send me even more money and I will say unkind things about your enemies. Send me a shit-ton of money and I will write anything you wish – Captn Rob
urbacs
November 9, 2007